Saturday, November 10, 2007

Things Kindergartners Know About Food

  • 9. If it tastes really bad, the teacher knows a song about how great it is!

  • 8. In a pinch, glue is an acceptable condiment.

  • 7. Absolutely everything tastes better with chocolate syrup or ketchup on it.

  • 6. Most blue food you find in the fridge will make the puppy sick.

  • 5. Mom's M&M cookies are worth two sandwiches and a dead frog.

  • 4. Dr. Pepper supplies the best on-demand burps.

  • 3. Most foods can be used as finger paints when necessary.

  • 2. Your dog, your cat and your one-year-old brother all look the same eating peanut butter.

  • 1. Happy Meal french fries last longer than the Happy Meal toys....but the toys taste better.

1 comment:

  1. Amusing thoughts! Thanks for visiting my blog. Your pepper sauce and the pumpkin seed coated tofu sounds like a yummy combination. I did like the roasted pumpkin very much.


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