Life's Expenses-Sometimes Less is More.

Britney's Expenses:

• $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $49,267 on mortgage payments
• $16,000 on clothes
• $4,758 on eating out
• $2,500 on phone bills

Kevin's Expenses:

• $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $7,500 on rent
• $2,000 on clothes
• $1,500 on eating out
• $750 on phone bills

(above numbers as released by the court on Thursday, Nov 1)

Jan's Expenses

• $23 on entertainment, gifts and vacation (one movie and popcorn)
• $545 on mortgage (not including taxes and insurance)
• $6 on clothing (mostly running race shirts from races I do)
• $200 on eating out (unless I have extra mouths to feed)
• $32 cell phone bill (unless I get a text message-10 cents each)

I do spend a lot on hobbies-books, rubber stamps, scrapping supplies, and my gym membership, so let's add another $450 as a mental therapy charge not covered by health insurance.

So does that mean that the self gratifying and overly immature couple above need to take up rubber stamping or maybe running as hobbies? I would gladly have them over for a card stamping demo or a vegetarian supper to discuss the newest parenting manuals.