5 minutes in the hot shower trying to warm up. I finally crawl out. My underwear are missing. Jackson is in the bed. My underwear are in the hall-shredded to bits.
The damn dog ate my underwear. Not my socks. Not the towel. Not the mat. Not the toothpaste tube. He ate my underwear. And he has the look on his face that says "HA!" Paybacks for locking me in the john this morning instead of letting me stay outside in the freezing rain.
Tomorrow, he stays outside all day!