Things Kindergartners Know About Food

• 9. If it tastes really bad, the teacher knows a song about how great it is!


• 8. In a pinch, glue is an acceptable condiment.


• 7. Absolutely everything tastes better with chocolate syrup or ketchup on it.


• 6. Most blue food you find in the fridge will make the puppy sick.


• 5. Mom's M&M cookies are worth two sandwiches and a dead frog.


• 4. Dr. Pepper supplies the best on-demand burps.


• 3. Most foods can be used as finger paints when necessary.


• 2. Your dog, your cat and your one-year-old brother all look the same eating peanut butter.


• 1. Happy Meal french fries last longer than the Happy Meal toys....but the toys taste better.