JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun,
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
LITTLE MISS MUFFET sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"
THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL, who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good, she was very very good
But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, a sports car......
LITTLE JACK HORNER sat in the corner Eating his Christmas pie.He stuck in his thumb, pulled out a plum,And said "Holy shit am I high!"
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