The Top Quotes Of The Year

"Don't Tase Me, Bro," Andrew Meyer

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us." Lauren Upton

"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country." Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

"That's some nappy-headed hos there," Don Imus

"I don't recall." Alberto Gonzales

"There's only three things Rudy Giuliani mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11." Sen. Joseph Biden

"I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with Dick Cheney who has a 9 percent approval rating." -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid

"I have a wide stance when going to the bathroom." Sen. Larry Craig

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." -- Joe Biden

"I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." Jimmy Carter