Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 304 million people very happy.'
I'm voting for the Pilot!!
Oh how true! ROFL
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha! I haven't even started my day yet and already the dog won't eat and the back-up is doing something weird and ... well, you can see what kind of day this was going to be when I tripped across your joke and, suddenly, the slate is wiped clean and I'm giggling.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll relax and start fresh.
Cheers!