I saw this on a blog earlier this morning with several back links. I have no idea where the origination point was--so thanks all you very witty people. I am not a beer drinker.....yet.
"If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
"With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.
"With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.
"But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.
"Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle..."